Saturday, December 26, 2009
CHEESE!
Then tonight after saying her prayer, I asked Emma if she could say, "Amen" and she did! She is learning new words every day!
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Groceries and Mia
Last night I let Mia into the house while the girls were sleeping (girls are allergic) and I was snuggling with her so I took some pictures. Lillian found my camera this morning and reviewed the photos and said, "HEY! You let Mia in!!!!"
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Puppy Power
So we decided to cut Lillian off from Puppy at PreSchool. Today was the first day and I was so afraid she was going to ball her eyes out. But I told her, "Remember Daddy said Puppy is special, so he is going to stay right here while you are at school" and I buckled him into her car seat for safe keeping. She was fine. She walked into Pre-School and said, "Goodbye Mommy." No crying, no whining, no screaming, no tears.... and NO PUPPY?! That is a first. I was so proud of her.
At the same time she is regressing and peeing in her underwear again. You can take her to the bathroom at a store and literally 15 min later she pees herself. I don't get it. So I promised her that if she went a whole month without peeing her pants that I'd buy her a drum set. A REAL drum set (20 bucks at walmart)
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Fetch Spider
When Lillian attempts to sing "Itsy Bitsy Spider" it comes out "Itchy Itchy Fider"
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Pig Tails
She looked at him sternly and said, "I don't have a tail!"
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Crocodile
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Tway!
Where The Wild Things Are
Friday, October 30, 2009
Butterfly
Lillian, "There is a butterfly in your light"
Me, "I accidentally killed it"
Lillian, "You made it dead? Why? It was a nice butterfly!"
Me, "It was an accident. I was driving, he was flying and he didn't see me"
Lillian, "What? Did he not have EYES?"
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Natural Education
Me, "My bra"
Lil, "What's a bra?"
Me, "It holds my boobies in place"
Lil, "I don't want to see your bra"
Monday, October 26, 2009
Dinosaurs and Trash
Tonight at home I was sharing a Nutty Bar with Emma, and when I was done she took the trash and walked over to the trash can and threw it away! She gave me the biggest smile!
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Gender confusion
In other news, Emma walked on her own without me coaxing her today. I was working so I didn't get any video. Hopefully tomorrow
Monday, October 5, 2009
Wheels
Saturday, September 19, 2009
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Red Means Stop
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Quotes from the three year old
We were eating breakfast and I said Jehovah gives us our food, and she said "He does not! My mom buys it at the store!"
Papa Steve gave Emma's fingers a tiny little smack because she wouldn't leave the stereo alone and Lil got mad and said "Only my Mommy and Daddy can do that!"
I told her if she peed in her pull up I would have to give her a spank, and she said "No, you won't! You're too nice!"
She wanted to help Papa Steve unload the trailer, but I told her she didn't have big muscles like him, and she looked down, pushed out her belly and made it big and said "See, I have muscles like him!"
Sunday, August 16, 2009
Lilly!
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
The Little Personality
Thursday, July 30, 2009
That's What I'm Sayin
Then.... hopefully I can remember this correctly later and come back and update it... but she asked me a question and I said something like, "Yeah, that's what I'm saying" and she said, "No, that's what I'M SAYING!"
I wish I could remember what it was about though
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Thunder
Saturday, July 25, 2009
The Stupidity of the English Language
Friday, July 17, 2009
So Tired
At Least She Used It Correctly In A Sentence
Monday, July 13, 2009
Spit & Giggle
Also we've started brushing Emma's teeth and she giggles so much (I think it tickles her gums). When she doesn't want to open her mouth up, I'll say, "Do what your big sister does" and Lillian will demonstrate and Emma will follow along! Emma adores Lillian.
Sunday, July 5, 2009
You say I'm beautiful, well I can't help it
Anyway... tonight in Lillian's prayer she said, "Thank you for mommy and daddy to be at work, and thank you for Lillian be pretty." Afterwards I said, "Did you thank Jehovah that you are pretty? And she said, "yup!"
She always says, "I'm perfect" after she puts a dress on and I brush her hair. The other day she got so mad at me because she said, "I'm perfect" and I was in a weird mood and said, "No you are not, you are nowhere near perfect, nobody is perfect" and she went crying to Josh who reassured her that she is indeed perfect.
Saturday, July 4, 2009
What is worth more than quarters?
So today she was playing with some money on the table and I heard her say, "These are quarters, these are nickles, and these are diamonds" I looked over because I thought, "diamonds?" and I realized that she meant "dimes"
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Green Means GO!
Josh looked at me and said, "I didn't teach her that, did you teach her that?" I looked at him and said, "I didn't teach her that, so who did?"
Kids..... the little sponges in life
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
4=1
So we counted them out. I said, "The snack costs one dollar, four quarters (the big ones) equal one dollar"
She kept the four quarters in her pocket all day. Then about an hour before we left I took her to buy her snack. I asked her, "How many quarters make a dollar?"
"FOUR!"
I like when she actually listens to what I'm saying and REMEMBERS it!
Sunday, June 21, 2009
The Lion
Today I swore that Emma tried to say, "Thank you" when I handed her a teddy bear
The other night she was cracking me up because I had Emma just in a diaper because of how hot it was. And she would sit there and grab her big belly and look down at it. It cracked me up, but I didn't get any photos.
Josh has been a stay at home daddy all week and has been doing great getting Lillian to use the potty. He was even brave enough to take her to the pediatrician in underwear. Not a diaper, not a pull up, real big girl underwear! She's even taking long naps without accidents and even the whole night sometimes! She will wake up in the morning and go straight to the potty.
Lillian is now 37 inches and 32 pounds and Emma is 29 inches and 21 pounds!
Lil is obsessed with the "Rainbow Connection" song and Annie's "The Sun Will Come Up Tomorrow". But she doesn't know the original versions, she listens to the punk version by "Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies"
Tonight I opened the pantry and asked Lillian what she wanted to eat for dinner and she said, "Brownies!"
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Nothing Gets By Her
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
New Words & Other Random Updates
Lillian is working on her Spanish. She knows Verde, Azule, and Roho (Green, Blue, Red). Although sometimes you have to remind her. I'm also trying to teach her "Ti Amo" which I think is a form of "I love you" At least on Dora "Ti Amo Papi" Is translated "I love you daddy"
Today she saw a humming bird on TV and thought it was a dragon fly. When Josh told her that it was a humming bird she asked, "A hunny bird?"
The other day when we were on our way home from the water park she told Daddy, "Put your shirt on!" Josh said, "Is it gross to see me without a shirt?" and she said, "YES!"
We've successfully had almost a week of Lillian wearing underwear around the house. Mostly out of necessity because we ran low on diapers. But she only had two accidents and even made it through a nap with underwear on. So I've been proud of her. She still wears diapers when we go out because she just doesn't think about the bathroom with all the external stimuli. We'll cross that bridge once we've mastered it at home. I'm just proud that we've gotten this far. I was beginning to worry that she'd never understand.
Lillian is also getting really into dancing. She actually moves to the beat of the music and you can tell that she flows with the tempo and mood. I want to get her enrolled in dance classes as soon as I can. I will just have to start looking at prices.
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Surprise!
Then she said, "And hamburgers!"
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
The First Spiteful Jealousy
Then I unpacked to large boxes of Lillian's old 12 month clothes and filled Emma's drawers back up. Then I finished moving my dresses from the closet to my new closet. After that I took down all the dresses that didn't fit Emma and moved some of Lillian's old dresses from her closet into Emma's closet.
When I was telling all this to Josh on the phone Lillian overheard me and said, "I don't want to share with Emma!" I said, "What? Would you rather me throw your old dresses away?" She shook her head yes and re-emphasized, "I don't want to share my dresses with Emma!!!"
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Imagination
This morning Daddy made Mickey Mouse pancakes for breakfast. After getting pictures of it, Josh asked me to cut up Lillian's for her. She got so upset that I cut Mickey that she started bawling and went to her room and climbed into her bed.
Clap, Clap, Clap
Lunch and Dinner
Monday, May 18, 2009
Disney
When we were on the monorail she told Daddy, "This is my favorite day!"
Friday, May 15, 2009
A Trip To the Bathroom
"Lillian, I'm going to the bathroom"
"I want to come"
"But I have to poop"
"I want to see you poop. I like poop"
"Okay"
"You pooped! Good job Mommy! You made it brown!" *gag* *cough* *gag* "Ewww nasty. You're nasty! I flush it!"
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Bye Bye
Monday, May 11, 2009
Oh Shoot
Josh laughed so hard when he got the voicemail that he recorded it onto his little voice recording machine
Quick Update
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Little Surprises
Friday, April 3, 2009
Mana
Socialite
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Red Jeep
Monday, March 23, 2009
Back
Saturday, February 21, 2009
Good Job Mommy
Saturday, February 14, 2009
I'm Not Talking To You!
When I am on the phone with Josh and I let Lillian or Emma talk to him, I say, "Okay, I'm back" when they are done with the phone. Now Lillian is letting Daddy talk to her Kitty and Puppy. When she puts the phone back up to her ear, she exclaims, "Okay! I'm back!"
Today on the phone with Josh, she hit the mute button with her face. So you could still hear him saying, "Are you there?" You could hear the aggravation in Lillian's voice rise as each time the question was asked, she said louder and louder, "I'M RIGHT HERE!"
She's getting to the point where she repeats everything you say... literally everything. She sounds like a parrot sitting in the back seat. It's funny to hear her repeat phrases like, "That's messed up", "So adorable" etc
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Bedtime Excuses
I wonder where she's heard that from ;)
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Potty Mouth
Monday, February 2, 2009
That's Funny
She's Josh's kid!
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Mia
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Tracing
Saturday, January 24, 2009
Balloon + Blimp
French Braid
Friday, January 23, 2009
Bathtime Sayings
Today when at Jennifer and Nathan's house, she called Jennifer, 'mommy' and Nathan, 'daddy.' I think she understands that they are Jordyn and Connors Mommy and Daddy because she doesn't call our other friends that when they are watching her, and our other friends are childless. Maybe she just couldn't remember their names and just bestowed them the authoritative title.
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Sqeeks and Squaks
She's also gotten so good at the order of Noggin programming, that in the morning when she's eating breakfast... when Sunnypatch came to an end she started screaming "Maggie and the Ferocious Beast" and she was right, that is what was coming on next.
When we went to meet Josh at his truck, I told Lillian that we were going to go pick daddy up. She said, "NO! He's too big!" (he's too big for her to pick up hahaha)
Later on when Josh was home and we turned on the TV, it was on channel 134 (Noggin) for about 4 seconds before he flipped the channel. No image, just 4 seconds of sound... and she yelled "Blues Clues!" We checked the program, and sure enough. She was right. I looked over and called her my autistic child.
Later on we were flipping channels and we came across a preview for James Bond Octopussy, and James Bond was dressed up as a clown. She started shouting "Mickey Donald! Mickey Donald!"
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Stories and Gas
Then when helping mix the biscuits, Lillian let out a fart. I said, 'Did you just fart?' she smiled and said, "Nooooo Emma farted"
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Some Random Lillianisms
When we were discussing what to eat for dinner, Josh asked Lillian, "What would you like to eat for dinner?" There was this long, "hmmmmmm" from the back seat followed by, "Chocolate?!"
The other evening Lillian was snuggling with Josh and she was sucking her thumb. Josh asked her if her thumb tastes good. She said, "No" so Josh asked, "Then why do you suck it?" Lillian rolled her eyes and let out the biggest exasperated sigh possible.
There's so many more... we are just trying to remember them all
Thursday, January 15, 2009
daisy or Daisy?
So I drew eyes on it.
"And mouth"
So I drew a mouth on it.
"And nose"
So I drew a nose on it.
I'm wondering why in the world a daisy needs to have a face on it.
Then she pointed next to it and said, "Now draw Oswald"
Ooh, she meant Daisy the character, not daisy the flower! (although the character is a flower)
Picture taken from the Plushie sold on Amazon.com
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Boogers=Crackers?
Her eyes light up and she replied, "YES! Goldfish! I want some crackers, some goldfish crackers!"
Hahaha I would have never associated a booger related phrase with a yummy Pepperidge Farm cracker.
Excuses Already
"I'm afraid!"
"of what?"
"Afraid of thunder!"
"There is no thunder"
"Afraid of lightning!"
"There is no lightning"
"Afraid of RAIN!!!"
"THERE IS NO RAIN! You should be afraid of me!!!!"
"Afraid of you?"
"Yes, because I'm on the verge of spanking you for giving me excuses"
Then today I told her not to step on the clothes that were on the floor getting ready to be washed (she had her big cowboy boots on)
She looks at me and says, "Afraid of airplane"... the airplane had gone by over 5 minutes ago! I told her, "Instead of giving me and excuse, why can't you just say, 'Okay Mommy, I'm sorry'? ARE you sorry?"
"NOPE"
GRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Then I asked her if she wanted a turkey sandwich for dinner. She said, "Yes, and Micky Mouse cereal" (this is what she calls Rice Krispies since he's on the box this month) I told her, "You've already had three bowls today." Right away she shot back with, "No! Only two!" And she was right.... she did only have two bowls today. Smart kid. Not only can she count, she now knows what the numbers actually mean.
Oh, and last night in her prayer she thanked God for "dinosaurs" and "Yo Gabba Gabba" >_<
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Too Much TV
Later on she asked for tea. I told her that I didn't have any. She looked at me blankly and said, "Go fix some". Alrighty then
Monday, January 12, 2009
Upside Down
Also Lillian's pronunciation of the word "snuggles" is "nug nols"
Today when I told her that Daddy got to eat lunch with some friends of ours, she said, "NO! Daddy at work in his truck!"
Sunday, January 11, 2009
"Nice Hair"
This week Emma has been going back to two bottles a night instead of one. For a week she was eating at 9pm and then sleeping till 6am. It was heavenly. Now she's back to eating at 1am and 6am. Last night when Lillian said her prayer I swear she thanked God for "Lilly's Shows" (ie the Noggin channel)
In good news, Mia came home after being missing for 6 days. We had toured the humane society and called all the ones that are full (no kill shelters) but she wasn't there. We found a cat who looked exactly like Mia except she had a curly underbelly. Lillian was so upset when we left the shelter because she thought we were just leaving Mia there. This morning I was in the kitchen getting something and I saw a white ball of fluff in my back yard. She returned!
Thursday, January 8, 2009
First of Many
Today when we were grocery shopping and I was loading the truck with the groceries she started freaking out about her pear. I thought she was just mad that I took the bag from her and put it in the car. But when I closed the Jeep door I saw a pear laying on the ground. She was telling me that I dropped a pear! What a good helper.
Then when she woke up from her nap she came running into my room and said, "I want my fruit please!" I asked her which one and she said, "GRAPES!" then as I was washing the grapes and pulling them off the stock, she proceeded to tell me about the monster that she was afraid of. I asked her what color it was, and she said, "BLACK!" I'm thinking that she must be afraid of shadows in the dark. I was deathly afraid of them when I was little, and slept with a night light on until... well until I got married! HAHA
Today Emma found her big voice. She was talking really loudly and it was so cute. I got a few minutes of video