From the Beginning

I started at the beginning of my Facebook updates to bring you some old quotes from the kids!


So I went through a yellow light and it turned red... From the back seat I hear, "Hey that was red!"
September 15, 2009 at 1:20 pm

Lillian "What's that?" Me, "My bra" Lil, "What's a bra?" Me, "It holds my boobies in place" Lil, "I don't want to see your bra"
October 27, 2009 at 10:16 pm

Lillian "There is a butterfly in your light" Me "I accidentally killed it" Lil "You made it dead? Why? It was a nice butterfly!" Me "It was an accident. I was driving, he was flying and he didn't see me" Lil "What? Did he not have EYES?"
October 30, 2009 at 11:29 am

Today Lillian found her sonogram pictures. She said, "That's me in your tummy, you ate me up! It's dark in there."
November 15, 2009 at 10:25 am

I love how Lillian brings "Itsy Bitsy Spider" it comes out "Itchy Itchy fider"
November 24, 2009 at 11:08 pm

Lillian just asked, "Can I watch fider-man?"
December 14, 2009 at 12:47 pm

Me "Lillian it is time to clean your room" Lilly "Mommy can you help me clean my room?" Me "No, I have to clean the rest of the house, you made the mess in your room, you clean it up" Lilly "No, I was asking Emma to help me clean" hahaha good excuse, too bad you prefaced your sentence with "Mommy"
December 17, 2009 at 1:18 pm

Last night I let Mia into the house while the girls were sleeping (girls are allergic) and I was snuggling with her so I took some pictures. Lillian found my camera this morning and reviewed the photos and said, "HEY! You let Mia in!!!!"
December 23, 2009 at 10:43 am

Lillian is playing Shrek racing and just said, "HE'S GOING DOWN!"
January 2, 2010 at 4:48 pm
One of my goldfish in my pond outside died. So, my mom buried his remains in the back yard. Later on Lillian asked me why Grandma KK, "Gardened the fish" and if a tree would grow there. I tried to explain to her the difference between the fish and a seed. but before she could comprehend the truth, Josh stepped in and told her, "Yes, that is where your goldfish crackers come from, GOLDFISH TREES!"
January 2, 2010 at 6:30 pm

At Josh's work: Lillian "What is his name?" Me "I don't know" Lil "I will call him Kix" Me "I'm sure he has a name, I don't think he'll like being called Kix" Lil "Oh well"
January 14, 2010 at 11:58 pm

My daughter just pronounced the "ch" in Chuck E Cheese with an "F"
January 17, 2010 at 1:06 pm

Josh just did something to Lillian and she said, "I'm going to tell your mom!" I just heard her pretend to call Grandma Cathy and then she shouted, "She is going to come spank you in a second!"
January 27, 2010 at 11:00 pm

I told lil to put on her shoes and she said, "eye eye captain". At least she didn’t say “Heil Hitler”!
February 9, 2010 at 12:05 pm

Lillian, “I want to be a police man". It sounded like she said she wanted to be a "priest man"
February 22, 2010 at 9:47 pm

Lillian is playing with little dolls in a house and is saying, "the power's out, the power's out!!!"
March 6, 2010 at 9:37 am

Lillian asked me if I wanted tea and then said, "I need some water to boil"
March 8, 2010 at 9:15 pm

Lillian painted a black stripe in the rainbow. I love my daughter
March 8, 2010 at 9:43 pm