From Josh's FB page

Lillian (initiating a race with Emma): I'll beat you!
Emma: I'll beat myself!

Lillian (talking about her future sibling): I hope it's a boy or a girl!

Set 3

I told Lillian that it was time to get ready to go to the pediatrician. She said, "I'm already ready" I looked at her and she's in a shirt and underwear. "Really? You are going to go without pants?" Lillian: "Oh yeah, you're right" hahahaha
August 17, 2010 at 12:27 pm

Me: "girls, be quiet!" Lillian: "I have the hiccups, I can't be quiet!!"
August 17, 2010 at 2:06 pm

This morning we passed the Allen Plumbing septic pump truck. Lillian said, "Joel Schreck cleaned out my poop from my house with his sucker thing"
August 18, 2010 at 10:22 am

Emma is singing, "Mommy on the buss goes round round round..." No dear, the WHEELS go round round round!
August 19, 2010 at 8:57 am

Somehow Lillian just conducted a three way call on my cell phone. I don't even know how to do that.
August 19, 2010 at 5:23 pm

I was getting all the answers wrong on Dora the Explorer and Lillian kept saying, "You keep getting them wrong!!! You need to try again!"
August 19, 2010 at 7:54 pm

Emma is singing about poop right now
August 25, 2010 at 9:22 pm

Tonight in Emma's prayer she said, "thank you for grandmas house and the bear" she also thanked God for Shannon's "Paint Job" she literally used the words "paint job"
August 27, 2010 at 10:25 pm

Emma saw a land shark billboard and yelled, "shamu!!"
September 1, 2010 at 5:19 pm

I live how when my two year old tries to say Buzz Lightyear it comes out, "Bud Light"

How can there be nothing on demand to watch? So I put on an old episode of "Girls Next Door" and Lillian said, "I want to be a bunny" haha oh man
September 3, 2010 at 8:47 pm

Lillian insists that she does not taste like chocolate, she tastes like vanilla
September 12, 2010 at 3:43 pm

John Denver's "Country Roads" just came on the radio and Lillian yelled, "That's where grandma Cathy lives! West Virginia!!"
September 12, 2010 at 6:58 pm
I love when Lillian tries to wave her hand in front of a manual paper towel dispenser and then wonders why nothing is coming out
September 20, 2010 at 5:52 pm

Lillian just lied to my face. I asked her if she thought I was stupid. She shook her head yes. It is hopeless
September 23, 2010 at 6:05 pm

Lillian just said, "The love bugs are sticking together because they love each other!"
October 2, 2010 at 5:09 pm

You know Lillian is my daughter when I point out the beautiful sunset and she says, "Man, I wish I had my camera!"
October 2, 2010 at 9:59 pm

I was asking Lillian who Daddy's girlfriends were... after stating that I, her and Emma were Daddy's girlfriends... I asked, "Who else" and she said, "Robin!...... oh wait, he's a boy"
October 6, 2010 at 11:11 pm

Lillian is only 4 and she's already asking me to have boy's over. Haha
October 8, 2010 at 5:59 pm

When trying to ask for pineapple pizza Lillian asked for "pinecone" pizza. Then she said that squirrels ate Coconuts :)
October 17, 2010 at 7:02 pm

My 4 year old just said, "I wish I had a baby in my tummy" *facedesk* she is not my child. I can deal with the superheroes, dinosaurs, motorcycles etc. I cannot deal with her wanting to be a mom at 4 haha
October 26, 2010 at 3:40 pm

Josh asked Lillian if he was old. she said, "No, you're new"
October 31, 2010 at 11:39 pm

Josh told Lilly to put her cold hand on me. I said, "If you are smart, you won't" she thinks about it, then says, "I'm not smart" and puts her cold hand on me
November 1, 2010 at 9:30 am
Josh was joking around with Lillian and said, "I'll spank you" and Lillian said, "I'll cut you!"
November 8, 2010 at 11:48 am

Emma is listening to and dancing to the Hokey Pokey and is getting excited because she thinks they are singing "elmo" instead of "elbow"

Lillian is running around the house yelling "hippie up" and I just realized she has a horse and is trying to say "Giddy up!"
November 9, 2010 at 10:26 pm

I hear the sound of the vitamin cap going round and round. Vrrrp, Vrrp, Vrrp, Vrrp, Vrrp. So finally I say, "You're never going to get it open. That is why it is called a child proof cap"
November 13, 2010 at 11:39 am

Me: "Lillian- go brush your hair"
L: "I did"
M: "Then go put your shoes on"
L: "Mom, I know how to get dressed!"
November 13, 2010 at 12:25 pm

Emma is very proud, she just got her own Tshirt off. She exclaimed, "I DID IT! High five!"
November 15, 2010 at 10:36 am

Lillian: "Okay, I won't do it again"
Me: "That is what you said last time"
Lillian: "Well maybe you need to yell it loudly so that I can hear you"
November 16, 2010 at 4:05 pm

Me: "It is so hard to eat when you're sick"
Lillian: "Chew really hard"
November 16, 2010 at 7:31 pm

In Lillian's prayer tonight "Thank you for all the birds except for the Blue Jays because mommy doesn't like them"
November 16, 2010 at 11:29 pm

Josh on the phone with Lillian: "What do you want to do when I get home?"
Lillian: "Maybe we can go somewhere, like golfing"
Me: "That costs money"
Lillian: "Daddy, you need to MAKE MONEY!"
November 17, 2010 at 4:51 pm

Dora: "Where did we put the instruments?"
Lillian, in an aggravated voice, "In your BACKPACK, Dora!"
November 17, 2010 at 8:20 pm

Josh: "I am going to bite your finger off and eat it"
Lillian: "Mommy, if Daddy eats my finger off, will I grow another one?"
November 18, 2010 at 11:37 pm

Me: "Emma, say you are sorry!"
Emma: "I can't listen"
November 22, 2010 at 6:51 pm

I lightly smacked Emma on the butt to get her to focus on my ultimatum. She grabbed her forehead and said, "you gave me a headache!" then she walked to her room and said, "I am going HOME"
November 22, 2010 at 10:39 pm

Me: "You better not give me any lip, little girl"
Lillian: "I am giving you happy lip"
November 23, 2010 at 8:20 pm

My kids are fighting over if the color on the screen is blue or aquamarine
November 24, 2010 at 3:30 pm

Josh: "Oooh do you smell good because you just got a bath?" *gives Lillian a kiss Lillian: "Ewww now I'm dirty because you gave me a kiss!"
November 24, 2010 at 8:22 pm

Lillian says she needs to get some webs in her so that she can shoot them out of her arms
November 24, 2010 at 9:23 pm
Lillian: "I am going to call my horse Ironman"
Me: "Don't you think your toys would appreciate having DIFFERENT names?"
Lillian: "Nah"
November 25, 2010 at 11:23 am

Me to Lillian: "You can lay here until you can calm yourself down. I do not tolerate fits!"
Emma: "I'm not crying. I'm happy"
Me to Emma: "I know baby, thank you"
November 26, 2010 at 12:35 pm

Emma is eating pretzels and she just bit one into the shape of an E and said, "Look mommy, E for Emma!"
November 26, 2010 at 12:51 pm

Thank you Best Buy... Now my kids are running around saying, "Awwww, snowBALLS!"
November 26, 2010 at 9:05 pm

Lillian just asked me if she could ride in the trunk
November 27, 2010 at 12:27 pm

You know you are on a tight budget when your four year old is asking "Are we going to run out of gas" when you are taking her to visit her favorite great aunt
November 27, 2010 at 6:44 pm

Lilly: "I want a new mommy and daddy"
Me: "why?"
Lilly: "I dunno"
Me: "That was mean, what if I said I wanted a new daughter?"
Lilly: "I dunno"
November 28, 2010 at 4:34 pm

Emma's prayer before dinner included "thank you for ketchup" afterwards Josh said, "How do ketchup and McDonalds make it into her prayers? (there is no ketchup or McD in sight)

Lillian: "Does an Octopus have teeth?"
Me: "well it has a beak like a bird in between it's legs" followed by me trying to draw it and using my hand to try to show her how an octopus eats his food. I should have just YouTubed it hahaha
November 29, 2010 at 10:29 pm

Lillian is literally sooooo lazy about cleaning her room, I told her that she could just put toys in a box to get rid of instead. So she is making a box of stuff to just get rid of because it would be "easier" than putting them away
November 30, 2010 at 4:54 pm

Some more quotes from Facebook

Lillian is looking at her Australia book and pointing and naming off all the animals... she gets to a picture of a snorkeler and says, "What's this?" and I looked and said, "A HUMAN!!!"
March 20, 2010 at 11:35 am

Lillian said her lolly pop is not yummy it is delicious
March 21, 2010 at 10:42 pm

Dora just asked the kids if they'd help pump up the tire, and Emma put her drink down, looked Dora straight in the eyes and said, "NO!"
March 27, 2010 at 7:18 pm

Ki'lan just asked what you'd grow in your garden.... Lillian answered "Plants... you know... grass.... and flowers... yeah... grass and flowers"
April 1, 2010 at 7:28 pm

Lillian to Emma: "Can you say Ni Hao? That means hewoow"
April 1, 2010 at 7:59 pm

Lillian got something in her shoe and later tripped. She proceeded to proclaim, "I am just having a bad day"
April 4, 2010 at 10:27 am

Lillian said that she wanted to be the Mommy. I said, "okay you can cook me dinner, and give me drinks, and wipe my butt when I poop, and change Emma's diapers" Lil looked at me and said, "Uh, no. I want to be the daddy" I asked, "What does the daddy do?" To which she replied, "Drive the car"
April 7, 2010 at 6:03 pm

Lillian is pretending to make a grocery list off a newspaper ad for a store... and I just heard her say, "We need toilet paper and candy!"
April 9, 2010 at 12:58 pm

Josh and I were discussing the legalization of Mary Jane and Lillian piped up from the back seat with a line from Yo Gabba Gabba, "You try it, you like it!" haha No Trying that!
April 9, 2010 at 6:53 pm

Josh and I were laying in bed playing chess via Iphone. Lil came in to snuggle and said, "I need a cell phone, a REAL cell phone!"
April 16, 2010 at 10:52 pm

I just won candyland and lillian said, "this is TERRIBLE!"
April 27, 2010 at 9:39 pm

Tonight Lillian informed us that she no longer likes mermaids. Why? Because she likes to go fishing.....
May 2, 2010 at 10:57 pm

So.... Lillian did something bad so Josh started counting... he said "ONE..." and Emma pipes up and says, "TWO THREE!"
May 4, 2010 at 8:29 pm

Yesterday I was loling because Emma was in the backseat with a toy batman pushing down on his head and making a, "pshh pshh" sound and then rubbing her hands together like it was soap or hand sanitizer
May 11, 2010 at 11:32 pm

I was pretending to be all sexy and pretended to give josh a lap dance because he unclogged my toilet and fixed my vaccum cleaner.... and Lillian yelled at me, "Stop doing the potty dance!"
May 23, 2010 at 1:27 pm

Lillian just called my forehead my "forward head"
May 24, 2010 at 10:08 pm

In the living room I hear Lillian say, "Save money. Live better. WalMart" the tv is not on....
May 26, 2010 at 8:30 pm

Today Lillian turned 4. I told her today was the day she was born. She asked, "Why was I born??"
May 29, 2010 at 10:49 am

Lillian just told grandma Cathy, "When I turn five I am going to high school!"
May 30, 2010 at 3:16 pm

Lillian says that she does not like Samson in the Bible because, "He breaks stuff"
June 3, 2010 at 10:32 pm

I just told Emma to be good and she relied, "DUH!" wow... She's not even two yet
June 6, 2010 at 1:04 pm

Lillian just said, "I want to go to the shrimp place" but it came out "I want to go to the strip place"
June 7, 2010 at 2:13 pm

My daughter just scratched her name into my arm because she realized if she used her nails little white lines appear on my arm. Nice.....
June 15, 2010 at 4:09 pm

Lillian pointing at Mia (our cat) "Why is she licking herself?" Me: "She's a cat, that is how she cleans herself" Lil: "EWWWWW!!!!!! I don't want to be a cat, I don't want to lick myself!"
June 15, 2010 at 5:50 pm

Lillian's brain is like mine and never shuts up. As soon as she woke up this morning she said, "my knees are tiny. They are not big like yours and Batmanss" the next sentence was, "I want to make a fort" this girl needs to learn how to micro-blog haha.
June 16, 2010 at 8:52 am

Josh just commented, "Why are all my socks getting holes in them right there on the toe?!?!" and Lillian said, "That's okay, it's because you are growing up!"
June 17, 2010 at 9:40 pm

When you do adult's laundry, normally you find change that comes out of the wash..... when you do a child's.... fake plastic dinosaurs come out!

I asked Emma what she dreams about and she answered, "Hot dogs"
June 29, 2010 at 10:41 pm

Lillian just said, "Let's Recycle Emma!"
June 30, 2010 at 6:54 pm

So two skinny toddlers were playing with balloons. I sent Emma over to join them and take a photo of them. The two little kids ran away from Emma. She is already the fat kid that nobody wants to play with hahaha
July 11, 2010 at 7:53 pm

So I'm looking at Mariko Taylor's ultrasound photos and Lillian says that she was in my belly. She asked "How did I get in your belly? Did I get in your mouth?" HAHAHA I told her that it was a long and complicated process that I'd explain later

Dora asked "Do you have any cousins?!?" and Lillian in a sad little voice said, "No...." and then Dora shouted, "GREAT!" haha bad timing Dora... BAD timing haha
July 14, 2010 at 7:02 pm

Emma is like an old senile woman. She's been rearranging the furniture in Lillian's room for the past half hour
July 22, 2010 at 9:25 pm

Lillian has a broken phone and is pretending to text "batman, ironman, spiderman, Jakie, Georgia, Mrs Brenda, and Mrs Pam"
August 12, 2010 at 9:22 pm