Crocodile

Josh likes to make a hand puppet and say it is a crocodile or a cow or something and will pretend that it is eating Lillian. So I was trying to help her out by saying, "Just spank the crocodile next time. But warn him first, tell him not to do that and then count to three. After that you can spank him" Lillian looked at me and said, "No I'm not a parent!"