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Lillian is looking at her Australia book and pointing and naming off all the animals... she gets to a picture of a snorkeler and says, "What's this?" and I looked and said, "A HUMAN!!!"
March 20, 2010 at 11:35 am

Lillian said her lolly pop is not yummy it is delicious
March 21, 2010 at 10:42 pm

Dora just asked the kids if they'd help pump up the tire, and Emma put her drink down, looked Dora straight in the eyes and said, "NO!"
March 27, 2010 at 7:18 pm

Ki'lan just asked what you'd grow in your garden.... Lillian answered "Plants... you know... grass.... and flowers... yeah... grass and flowers"
April 1, 2010 at 7:28 pm

Lillian to Emma: "Can you say Ni Hao? That means hewoow"
April 1, 2010 at 7:59 pm

Lillian got something in her shoe and later tripped. She proceeded to proclaim, "I am just having a bad day"
April 4, 2010 at 10:27 am

Lillian said that she wanted to be the Mommy. I said, "okay you can cook me dinner, and give me drinks, and wipe my butt when I poop, and change Emma's diapers" Lil looked at me and said, "Uh, no. I want to be the daddy" I asked, "What does the daddy do?" To which she replied, "Drive the car"
April 7, 2010 at 6:03 pm

Lillian is pretending to make a grocery list off a newspaper ad for a store... and I just heard her say, "We need toilet paper and candy!"
April 9, 2010 at 12:58 pm

Josh and I were discussing the legalization of Mary Jane and Lillian piped up from the back seat with a line from Yo Gabba Gabba, "You try it, you like it!" haha No Trying that!
April 9, 2010 at 6:53 pm

Josh and I were laying in bed playing chess via Iphone. Lil came in to snuggle and said, "I need a cell phone, a REAL cell phone!"
April 16, 2010 at 10:52 pm

I just won candyland and lillian said, "this is TERRIBLE!"
April 27, 2010 at 9:39 pm

Tonight Lillian informed us that she no longer likes mermaids. Why? Because she likes to go fishing.....
May 2, 2010 at 10:57 pm

So.... Lillian did something bad so Josh started counting... he said "ONE..." and Emma pipes up and says, "TWO THREE!"
May 4, 2010 at 8:29 pm

Yesterday I was loling because Emma was in the backseat with a toy batman pushing down on his head and making a, "pshh pshh" sound and then rubbing her hands together like it was soap or hand sanitizer
May 11, 2010 at 11:32 pm

I was pretending to be all sexy and pretended to give josh a lap dance because he unclogged my toilet and fixed my vaccum cleaner.... and Lillian yelled at me, "Stop doing the potty dance!"
May 23, 2010 at 1:27 pm

Lillian just called my forehead my "forward head"
May 24, 2010 at 10:08 pm

In the living room I hear Lillian say, "Save money. Live better. WalMart" the tv is not on....
May 26, 2010 at 8:30 pm

Today Lillian turned 4. I told her today was the day she was born. She asked, "Why was I born??"
May 29, 2010 at 10:49 am

Lillian just told grandma Cathy, "When I turn five I am going to high school!"
May 30, 2010 at 3:16 pm

Lillian says that she does not like Samson in the Bible because, "He breaks stuff"
June 3, 2010 at 10:32 pm

I just told Emma to be good and she relied, "DUH!" wow... She's not even two yet
June 6, 2010 at 1:04 pm

Lillian just said, "I want to go to the shrimp place" but it came out "I want to go to the strip place"
June 7, 2010 at 2:13 pm

My daughter just scratched her name into my arm because she realized if she used her nails little white lines appear on my arm. Nice.....
June 15, 2010 at 4:09 pm

Lillian pointing at Mia (our cat) "Why is she licking herself?" Me: "She's a cat, that is how she cleans herself" Lil: "EWWWWW!!!!!! I don't want to be a cat, I don't want to lick myself!"
June 15, 2010 at 5:50 pm

Lillian's brain is like mine and never shuts up. As soon as she woke up this morning she said, "my knees are tiny. They are not big like yours and Batmanss" the next sentence was, "I want to make a fort" this girl needs to learn how to micro-blog haha.
June 16, 2010 at 8:52 am

Josh just commented, "Why are all my socks getting holes in them right there on the toe?!?!" and Lillian said, "That's okay, it's because you are growing up!"
June 17, 2010 at 9:40 pm

When you do adult's laundry, normally you find change that comes out of the wash..... when you do a child's.... fake plastic dinosaurs come out!

I asked Emma what she dreams about and she answered, "Hot dogs"
June 29, 2010 at 10:41 pm

Lillian just said, "Let's Recycle Emma!"
June 30, 2010 at 6:54 pm

So two skinny toddlers were playing with balloons. I sent Emma over to join them and take a photo of them. The two little kids ran away from Emma. She is already the fat kid that nobody wants to play with hahaha
July 11, 2010 at 7:53 pm

So I'm looking at Mariko Taylor's ultrasound photos and Lillian says that she was in my belly. She asked "How did I get in your belly? Did I get in your mouth?" HAHAHA I told her that it was a long and complicated process that I'd explain later

Dora asked "Do you have any cousins?!?" and Lillian in a sad little voice said, "No...." and then Dora shouted, "GREAT!" haha bad timing Dora... BAD timing haha
July 14, 2010 at 7:02 pm

Emma is like an old senile woman. She's been rearranging the furniture in Lillian's room for the past half hour
July 22, 2010 at 9:25 pm

Lillian has a broken phone and is pretending to text "batman, ironman, spiderman, Jakie, Georgia, Mrs Brenda, and Mrs Pam"
August 12, 2010 at 9:22 pm