Set 3

I told Lillian that it was time to get ready to go to the pediatrician. She said, "I'm already ready" I looked at her and she's in a shirt and underwear. "Really? You are going to go without pants?" Lillian: "Oh yeah, you're right" hahahaha
August 17, 2010 at 12:27 pm

Me: "girls, be quiet!" Lillian: "I have the hiccups, I can't be quiet!!"
August 17, 2010 at 2:06 pm

This morning we passed the Allen Plumbing septic pump truck. Lillian said, "Joel Schreck cleaned out my poop from my house with his sucker thing"
August 18, 2010 at 10:22 am

Emma is singing, "Mommy on the buss goes round round round..." No dear, the WHEELS go round round round!
August 19, 2010 at 8:57 am

Somehow Lillian just conducted a three way call on my cell phone. I don't even know how to do that.
August 19, 2010 at 5:23 pm

I was getting all the answers wrong on Dora the Explorer and Lillian kept saying, "You keep getting them wrong!!! You need to try again!"
August 19, 2010 at 7:54 pm

Emma is singing about poop right now
August 25, 2010 at 9:22 pm

Tonight in Emma's prayer she said, "thank you for grandmas house and the bear" she also thanked God for Shannon's "Paint Job" she literally used the words "paint job"
August 27, 2010 at 10:25 pm

Emma saw a land shark billboard and yelled, "shamu!!"
September 1, 2010 at 5:19 pm

I live how when my two year old tries to say Buzz Lightyear it comes out, "Bud Light"

How can there be nothing on demand to watch? So I put on an old episode of "Girls Next Door" and Lillian said, "I want to be a bunny" haha oh man
September 3, 2010 at 8:47 pm

Lillian insists that she does not taste like chocolate, she tastes like vanilla
September 12, 2010 at 3:43 pm

John Denver's "Country Roads" just came on the radio and Lillian yelled, "That's where grandma Cathy lives! West Virginia!!"
September 12, 2010 at 6:58 pm
I love when Lillian tries to wave her hand in front of a manual paper towel dispenser and then wonders why nothing is coming out
September 20, 2010 at 5:52 pm

Lillian just lied to my face. I asked her if she thought I was stupid. She shook her head yes. It is hopeless
September 23, 2010 at 6:05 pm

Lillian just said, "The love bugs are sticking together because they love each other!"
October 2, 2010 at 5:09 pm

You know Lillian is my daughter when I point out the beautiful sunset and she says, "Man, I wish I had my camera!"
October 2, 2010 at 9:59 pm

I was asking Lillian who Daddy's girlfriends were... after stating that I, her and Emma were Daddy's girlfriends... I asked, "Who else" and she said, "Robin!...... oh wait, he's a boy"
October 6, 2010 at 11:11 pm

Lillian is only 4 and she's already asking me to have boy's over. Haha
October 8, 2010 at 5:59 pm

When trying to ask for pineapple pizza Lillian asked for "pinecone" pizza. Then she said that squirrels ate Coconuts :)
October 17, 2010 at 7:02 pm

My 4 year old just said, "I wish I had a baby in my tummy" *facedesk* she is not my child. I can deal with the superheroes, dinosaurs, motorcycles etc. I cannot deal with her wanting to be a mom at 4 haha
October 26, 2010 at 3:40 pm

Josh asked Lillian if he was old. she said, "No, you're new"
October 31, 2010 at 11:39 pm

Josh told Lilly to put her cold hand on me. I said, "If you are smart, you won't" she thinks about it, then says, "I'm not smart" and puts her cold hand on me
November 1, 2010 at 9:30 am
Josh was joking around with Lillian and said, "I'll spank you" and Lillian said, "I'll cut you!"
November 8, 2010 at 11:48 am

Emma is listening to and dancing to the Hokey Pokey and is getting excited because she thinks they are singing "elmo" instead of "elbow"

Lillian is running around the house yelling "hippie up" and I just realized she has a horse and is trying to say "Giddy up!"
November 9, 2010 at 10:26 pm

I hear the sound of the vitamin cap going round and round. Vrrrp, Vrrp, Vrrp, Vrrp, Vrrp. So finally I say, "You're never going to get it open. That is why it is called a child proof cap"
November 13, 2010 at 11:39 am

Me: "Lillian- go brush your hair"
L: "I did"
M: "Then go put your shoes on"
L: "Mom, I know how to get dressed!"
November 13, 2010 at 12:25 pm

Emma is very proud, she just got her own Tshirt off. She exclaimed, "I DID IT! High five!"
November 15, 2010 at 10:36 am

Lillian: "Okay, I won't do it again"
Me: "That is what you said last time"
Lillian: "Well maybe you need to yell it loudly so that I can hear you"
November 16, 2010 at 4:05 pm

Me: "It is so hard to eat when you're sick"
Lillian: "Chew really hard"
November 16, 2010 at 7:31 pm

In Lillian's prayer tonight "Thank you for all the birds except for the Blue Jays because mommy doesn't like them"
November 16, 2010 at 11:29 pm

Josh on the phone with Lillian: "What do you want to do when I get home?"
Lillian: "Maybe we can go somewhere, like golfing"
Me: "That costs money"
Lillian: "Daddy, you need to MAKE MONEY!"
November 17, 2010 at 4:51 pm

Dora: "Where did we put the instruments?"
Lillian, in an aggravated voice, "In your BACKPACK, Dora!"
November 17, 2010 at 8:20 pm

Josh: "I am going to bite your finger off and eat it"
Lillian: "Mommy, if Daddy eats my finger off, will I grow another one?"
November 18, 2010 at 11:37 pm

Me: "Emma, say you are sorry!"
Emma: "I can't listen"
November 22, 2010 at 6:51 pm

I lightly smacked Emma on the butt to get her to focus on my ultimatum. She grabbed her forehead and said, "you gave me a headache!" then she walked to her room and said, "I am going HOME"
November 22, 2010 at 10:39 pm

Me: "You better not give me any lip, little girl"
Lillian: "I am giving you happy lip"
November 23, 2010 at 8:20 pm

My kids are fighting over if the color on the screen is blue or aquamarine
November 24, 2010 at 3:30 pm

Josh: "Oooh do you smell good because you just got a bath?" *gives Lillian a kiss Lillian: "Ewww now I'm dirty because you gave me a kiss!"
November 24, 2010 at 8:22 pm

Lillian says she needs to get some webs in her so that she can shoot them out of her arms
November 24, 2010 at 9:23 pm
Lillian: "I am going to call my horse Ironman"
Me: "Don't you think your toys would appreciate having DIFFERENT names?"
Lillian: "Nah"
November 25, 2010 at 11:23 am

Me to Lillian: "You can lay here until you can calm yourself down. I do not tolerate fits!"
Emma: "I'm not crying. I'm happy"
Me to Emma: "I know baby, thank you"
November 26, 2010 at 12:35 pm

Emma is eating pretzels and she just bit one into the shape of an E and said, "Look mommy, E for Emma!"
November 26, 2010 at 12:51 pm

Thank you Best Buy... Now my kids are running around saying, "Awwww, snowBALLS!"
November 26, 2010 at 9:05 pm

Lillian just asked me if she could ride in the trunk
November 27, 2010 at 12:27 pm

You know you are on a tight budget when your four year old is asking "Are we going to run out of gas" when you are taking her to visit her favorite great aunt
November 27, 2010 at 6:44 pm

Lilly: "I want a new mommy and daddy"
Me: "why?"
Lilly: "I dunno"
Me: "That was mean, what if I said I wanted a new daughter?"
Lilly: "I dunno"
November 28, 2010 at 4:34 pm

Emma's prayer before dinner included "thank you for ketchup" afterwards Josh said, "How do ketchup and McDonalds make it into her prayers? (there is no ketchup or McD in sight)

Lillian: "Does an Octopus have teeth?"
Me: "well it has a beak like a bird in between it's legs" followed by me trying to draw it and using my hand to try to show her how an octopus eats his food. I should have just YouTubed it hahaha
November 29, 2010 at 10:29 pm

Lillian is literally sooooo lazy about cleaning her room, I told her that she could just put toys in a box to get rid of instead. So she is making a box of stuff to just get rid of because it would be "easier" than putting them away
November 30, 2010 at 4:54 pm