Keeping Up with the Girls

The kids are watching "Wild Pets" on TV and a porcupine came on the screen and Lillian said, "Mommy, look, it is a pork-in-pine"

Emma asked for a peanut butter, turkey, and cheese sandwich. So I made it for her. She is eating it.

Lillian: "I think Fiderman starts with the letter F"

Josh took the kids to the beach today while I was at work. His skin is peeling so he told Lilly that his skin was coming off. she said that he needs to go to the hospital and get shots or he will die because if his skin comes off all his guts will fall out.

We went to Hibachi Grill today. Lilly says "we have to MAKE mommy like this place cuz it's my favorite!"

Lillian: "You can make walls out of bricks?"

Emma just told the dressing room lady who has braces, "I like your teeth!!"

Lillian: "Do dolphins have sharp teeth to eat people?"
Me: "Yes, they have teeth and could bite you, but they don't eat people"
Lillian: "They could bite me?"
Me: "Yes, Lillian. ANY animal with teeth can bite you. I have teeth. I could bite you"
Lillian: "DONT BITE ME!"

(At the grocery store)
Lillian: *Gasping and eyes getting big*
me: "NO"
Lillian: "But we can look at it! Toy Story Three toys that we aren't going to get but that I need sometime"

Lillian says she didn't smile for her VPK picture because she was too tired.